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Funny Caption Contest Week #7

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Sportzcommish

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Joined: Oct 2016

Saturday, April 20, 2019 4:58 AM

You get my vote!

EP wrote:

After batting well over .300 his first ten seasons, Boggs hit a poultry .259 in 1992.

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PapaG321

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Joined: Mar 2018

Monday, April 22, 2019 8:55 AM
A new week, a new contest!

yokonashiwa

Posts: 261
Joined: Jan 2012

Monday, April 22, 2019 3:27 PM

Hitting Coach: You ever see that scene in Rocky where he was chasing the chicken around to develop foot speed?

Wade: Yep

Hitting Coach: I want you to take that bat and swing it at this chicken til you are fast enough to hit it.

Wade: Okay *swings bat once, hits chicken* Done.

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What?? No American Ninja Warrior cards or Ninja Warrior cards yet?? Someone is really slacking!!

Earl Avery

Posts: 41
Joined: Dec 2016

Monday, April 22, 2019 6:11 PM
Which came first the chicken or the bat?

AUTOGRAPHS2000

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Joined: Apr 2019

Monday, April 22, 2019 6:20 PM
Mr. Boggs brings new meaning to "choking up" ------------------------------- Please check out autographs2000 on YouTube. https://youtube.com/c/Autographs2000?sub_confirmation=1

parsley24

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Joined: Oct 2017

Monday, April 22, 2019 8:05 PM
On a scale of "1 to Wade Boggs", How drunk is he in this pic? ------------------------------- This message sent from and old rotary dial up phone

PapaG321

Posts: 1,698
Joined: Mar 2018

Thursday, April 25, 2019 8:30 PM
One more day to get your submission in.

YoRicha

Posts: 344
Joined: Nov 2016

Friday, April 26, 2019 3:28 AM
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man how to play "Whack a chicken" and you get Wade Boggs. Edited on: Apr 26, 2019 - 3:30AM

PapaG321

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Joined: Mar 2018

Friday, April 26, 2019 6:57 PM

Well it had to happen sooner or later, this week for the first time we have a tie. This past weeks co-winners of the "Funny Caption Contest" #7 are:

"Wade!! Stop choking the chicken, you're up to bat"
Contributor: C2CIgars
Co-winner of "Funny Caption Contest" #7

"After batting well over .300 his first ten seasons, Boggs hit a poultry .259 in 1992."
Contributor: EP
Co-winner of "Funny Caption Contest" #7

Too close to call and both deserved winners. Congratulations to both.

The Card Closet

Posts: 494
Joined: May 2017

Tuesday, April 30, 2019 10:03 AM
Very cool, thanks

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