Funniest Card Photos Ever Made

by Alomar_Collector - 71 cards (Last updated on Jan. 12, 2019)

71. 1988 ProCards #13 Bean Stringfellow

After looking at this guy's name, I've come to the conclusion that we could legitimately call him String Bean.

70. 1988 ProCards #6 Sam Ayoub

That's just wild folks.

69. 1974 Topps #283 Craig Clemons

I just got electrified with a 110 volt outlet!

68. 1997 Best Carolina League Top Prospects #10 Jason Woolf

Amazing talent of sticking a finger into the baseball!

67. 1998 Ultra #171 Steve Kline

Somebody called Chid Protective Services on Steve Kline after this card was produced and released in 1998 Fleer Ultra packs.

66. 1967 Topps #606 Ron Taylor

'Scuse me Mr. TOPPS cameraman, I need to find a toilet NOW and take a dump. Can this photo shoot be in about 15 minutes rather than now please??!

65. 2010 Topps #1 Prince Fielder

And the Lawd said "Ya got ta rise up!"

64. 1976 Indianapolis Indians Team Issue #15 Dave Schneck

Dave Schneck needs a Snack so he can Shmack that ball.

63. 1976 Batavia Trojans Team Issue #28 Troy Wilder

Buck teeth is just a distraction from the fact that this guy is a time traveler! Notice on his left ear there is a mobile wireless headset device... and it's 1976!

62. 1978 Burger King Houston Astros #20 Wilbur Howard

Anybody want to try and kick a field goal between his two front teeth?



Dec. 15, 2015 - 4:55PM
check this one
Dec. 15, 2015 - 5:02PM
Johnny Unitas with the "crazy eyes"
Dec. 16, 2015 - 4:29AM
Hahaha.. Awesome.. Thanks guys.. I'll add those to the list. Those are both funny.
Dec. 16, 2015 - 4:32AM
Nice Catch Emil Sitko!
Dec. 16, 2015 - 4:32AM
Unitas looks like a deer in the headlights in that shot
Dec. 16, 2015 - 7:17PM
A couple of Hockey for your collection. What's that smell? Let's smoke another doobie!
Dec. 16, 2015 - 11:32PM
I added the hockey ones (pretty funny), and also added some more tonight that I found. There's got to be some really funny ones out there... This site has like 6 or 7 million cards and around 20-30% have photos ... !
Dec. 17, 2015 - 5:03PM
I think you need at least one Wally "Unibrow" Moon.
Dec. 18, 2015 - 1:18PM
Oh yes... Wally... I have his '57 Topps card...
Dec. 19, 2015 - 7:08PM
Dec. 19, 2015 - 10:57PM
i have that Stottlemyre. It looks like just punched the ball. Haha
Dec. 20, 2015 - 10:27AM
I would add 1992 Triple Play #80 Roger McDowell
Dec. 20, 2015 - 7:05PM
Just saw it.. Hahaha.. I've never seen that one before. Good one.
Dec. 21, 2015 - 12:49PM
ray fosse's ghost
The trainer filling a batting helmet with soft serve. He's got a look of mayhem to him.
Dec. 28, 2015 - 2:05PM
haha Yeah he might have been trying to steal a load of ice cream (or slurpee) or whatever it was in that batter's helmet and was caught in the act, only to have the moment put on his 2015 minor league team card issue. haha I added it.
Dec. 28, 2015 - 2:09PM
Players with unibrows lol...the '65 Steve Carlton rookie is a great card to have, except for Fritz Ackley's's like, come on dude.
Dec. 30, 2015 - 8:04AM
HHAHAHAHA that one is even more hilarious because Carlton looks like he's looking away from Ackley in disgust and thinking to himself "Dammit... why did you have to photo-bomb my rookie card?? I'm going to be a Hall of Famer you a-hole!!" ahahaahah
Dec. 30, 2015 - 9:22AM
One other that I enjoy is the back of the 1993 Upper Deck Steve Cooke card
Jan. 3, 2016 - 7:15PM
Dik Pole (LOL) looks kind of like Mark Messier when he was a lot younger .......... and had hair!!
Jan. 3, 2016 - 9:31PM
Hhahaha Yeah.. Dick Pole is like the greatest name of all time..
Jan. 3, 2016 - 9:34PM
Tom Glavine looks like he just smoked a joint in his 2002 Donruss Studio (#186) issue.
Jan. 5, 2016 - 6:47PM
This is a great list showing that making cards (much less collecting) should be light hearted and fun. My favorite on the list is the 1991 Bill Pecota that on first glance made me think the ball was heading towards his backside, though I should know better.
Jan. 10, 2016 - 6:55AM
yeah.. I love having crazy cards like these. I remember looking through my cards as a kid and finding all the funny or strange things that were unnoticeable or not intended to be in the image.
Jan. 10, 2016 - 11:23PM
Jan. 15, 2016 - 6:58PM
This is great. The Hubbard card is probably my all-time favorite card, with Barney Rubble and the Philly Phanatic in the background too.
Jan. 29, 2016 - 7:32PM
Feb. 20, 2016 - 9:51AM
Entry #58 Derek Lee looks like the world worst photo cropping EVER!!!!
Feb. 20, 2016 - 1:32PM
I like your personal comments on each card. Could you add your personal comments to #2, 5, 40, 53.
Jul. 6, 2017 - 5:10PM

Unshelled Boxed Turtle!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Classice dude!!!! lmao.

Apr. 7, 2018 - 10:37PM

Hafengr..., hahaha it's true though, HAHAHA 

Apr. 7, 2018 - 11:04PM

Updates made .... c2cigars, I made captions for nearly all of the card posts now. Some of these comments I've made even crack me up.

Apr. 8, 2018 - 8:25PM

Keep up the good work on this list. Here's one you could add.

May. 18, 2018 - 11:13AM

Not sure if this one will make the cut. But, every time I look at it I immediately think he is in dire need of a restroom.

May. 18, 2018 - 11:27AM

The Oscar Azocar deserve a caption.  I look at it and think things like:

"Forbidden Love"
"mmmm, Baby. You so soft."
"His bat is whispering sweet nothings into his ear."

May. 26, 2018 - 4:59PM
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Dec. 30, 2018 - 7:01AM

Ok C2Cigars.. those are good ones hahaha. I've added them all and added captions!

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