Funny Names

by C2Cigars - 55 cards (Last updated on Sep. 16, 2018)

1. 1961 Nu-Cards #158 Bob Asack

Great name for a defensive tackle. Good thing he wasn't a quarterback, though.

3. 1992 Pro Set #696 3 Brothers in NFL

Brian, Gary, & Rich Baldinger

A sadistic gang of brothers who used to kick guys in the "you-know-what".

4. 2004 Topps Total #437 Grant Balfour

Ironic name for a pitcher.

7. 1990 A.T. Marks Sussex Cricketers 1892 #NNO Harry Butt

Maybe that's why he's always scratching.

8. 2004 JOGO #86 Tom Canada

I guess he had no choice where he'd play.

10. 1991 ProCards #3688 J.R. Cock

My first thought was a little white airbrushing of the "B" and I could change it to an...



Nov. 9, 2017 - 5:53PM
Nov. 10, 2017 - 6:26PM

Oh wow, I can't stop laughing. Thanks for another great list, Chuck!

Nov. 10, 2017 - 6:30PM

There is a Dick Advocaat in soccer.

Nov. 10, 2017 - 9:23PM

Not sure if this one fits.

Triclke, Felt, and Pole had me laughing pretty hard. Very funny all of them.


Nov. 10, 2017 - 11:54PM

Great idea!  I know any with Cox as a surname is good for an easy laugh, but here's one of note from the CFL

Nov. 12, 2017 - 11:54AM

Wow. I'm a bit speechless. Excellent work, as always. 


Nov. 17, 2017 - 9:57PM

Here's another suggestion. Also, that Dizzy Trout card looks like Jerry Lewis from The Nutty Professor

Nov. 17, 2017 - 10:45PM

OMG ........... here is the scary but funny part. This morning at coffee row there is a little morning rag that comes out with the headlines, obits, weather, etc. One of the Obits was for a Guy Grewcock (not sure on the first name) anyhoo we sadly made a short chuckle about his last name and how he managed to survive school. So now tonight  I look at the list for the very first time and low and behold ............. a grewcock!!!! That is one CRAZY list C2C ......... amazing work.

Nov. 18, 2017 - 9:45PM

Actually made me LOL! Chubby and Rusty always get me.

Nov. 19, 2017 - 11:25AM
Jack Webster

Cool list! How about Clyde Klutz?

Jan. 23, 2018 - 4:58PM

Argelico Fucks. Is that really his name? What kind of family has the f word as their last name? And apparently his last name has been deemed quote "one of the all time greats" unquote.

Feb. 28, 2018 - 2:52PM
Mar. 27, 2018 - 9:28PM
Billy Kingsley

I'm surprised you haven't got this guy yet: Dick Harter

Mar. 30, 2018 - 9:56PM
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Mar. 31, 2018 - 12:20AM

Trivia: Pete LaCock is the son of long time (1966-81) Hollywood Squares host Peter Marshall (Ralph Pierre LaCock).

Apr. 9, 2018 - 1:10AM
Billy Kingsley

Funny and horrible at the same time...hat tip to Sportscards from the Dollar Store blog. Keli Corpse

Apr. 23, 2018 - 11:07PM
Jul. 2, 2018 - 1:24PM
Earl Avery

Funny names cards is great,, do you have Marion Butts and Jake Butt ?

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