I get the crappy autographs

by Jgamble - 103 cards (Last updated on Nov 15, 2022)



41. 2014 Leaf Perfect Game - Autographs Black #A-AP1 Andy Pagnozzi


36th round (1067) pick by the Rockies in the 2015 draft. Still in college at Pittsburg State. He has the fine distinction of being dismissed from Ole Miss for violating team rules. May be related to his DUI. I hope he comes back and changes his life around.

Auto looks like "Andy Pagnnni."


42. 2014 Leaf Perfect Game - Autographs Blue #A-JC2 John Creel


Went to Wake Tech, which no one's ever heard of. I guess he's on the roster at NC State, but there's no info there.

Auto looks like "Alien Girl."


43. 2014 Panini Classics - Significant Signatures Gold #93 Jon Singleton


8th round (257) pick by the Phillies in the 2009 draft. He last suited up for Houston in 2015, so he's basically done now. I guess he'll go put his career into the shredder with the Skeeters or some other Indie team.

Auto looks like when my 3 year old drew a puppy.


44. 2014 Panini Prizm - Rookie Autographs Prizms #TM Tommy Medica


I can't blame this guy. I was just made aware of the Padres' existence like three weeks ago. Tony Gwynn even played for them.

Auto looks like "Josh"


45. 2014 Topps Chrome - Rookie Autographs #24 Josmil Pinto


Undrafted amateur Free agent signed by the Twins in 2006. Last suited up for the Brewers in 2016 before flaming out. Not sure if he's still trying to play. Whereabouts unknown.

Auto looks like "Tom 2 To."


46. 2015 Leaf Perfect Game National Showcase - Base Autograph - Blue #PG-MV1 Mitchell Verburg


Still playing at Oregon State, but there's no buzz around this kid. Probably a nobody. At least it's a SN 30.

Auto looks like "Maxwell Saez."


47. 2015 Leaf Perfect Game National Showcase - Base Autograph - Blue #PG-NS1 Nick Silber


Another middling reliever still in college at Rice. Meh. This is getting tiresome.

Auto looks like "Nicholas"


48. 2015 Leaf Ultimate #BA-TJ1 Tyler Jay


1st round (6) pick by the Twins in the 2015 draft. Our next nobody may be kept from becoming somebody by injury. He's up to AA though.

Auto looks like "Perry R."


49. 2015 Panini Contenders - College Ticket Autographs #28 Brett Lilek


2nd round (50) pick by the Marlins in the 2015 draft. I guess the Fish are actually excited about this guy so they can offload him when he's decent.

Auto looks like "Bart Nole."


50. 2015 Panini Contenders - College Ticket Autographs #34 Jeff Degano


2nd round (57) pick by the Yankees in the 2015 draft. He was released by Staten Island so he's probably done.

Auto looks like "Iceberg."

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Comments

Apr 7, 2019 - 2:33PM
C2Cigars
Apr 7, 2019 - 3:51PM
switzr1

Steve Hammond must have been listening to a Conway Twitty record when he signed his name.  Best list I've read in a while.  I almost want to buy some cheap scrub autos and mail them to you, just to read your evaluations .

Apr 7, 2019 - 5:13PM
Jgamble

@switzr1 I'd take them. That would be fun. 

@C2Cigars That's cool for him! Glad he's teaching.

Apr 7, 2019 - 7:03PM
Brimose

‘Auto looks like a Ross Perot self portriat’ I did literally laugh out loud, and my wife looked at me and rolled her eyes 😆

May 11, 2019 - 9:56AM
switzr1

Dude, I think Eddie Rosario read your preseason comments and decided to play himself off your list.  Currently leading the American League in home runs, as of May 10. And it's all because of you!!

May 21, 2019 - 4:57AM
Splinter_9

This list made me laugh more than a few times.  :D

May 23, 2019 - 7:38PM
Alomar_Collector

Hahaha .. I like this list... The part I like most is the last portion of each comment where it says "Auto looks like .... "  ... Some of those are funny.

Jul 31, 2019 - 11:57PM
marcbrubaker

Fun list. In all seriousness, I'd be interested in any of the Houston ones, if you've still got them. I can send you some more flameouts for the list if you like.

Jan 10, 2020 - 3:06PM
crashdavis28

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Jan 16, 2020 - 7:33AM
DarkSide830

hey, dont throw shade at the Vanimal!

Jan 25, 2020 - 5:26PM
vrooomed

Yes, that vrooomed's autograph is absolutely terrible. Even a drunk chicken with a pen in it's claw could do a better job! Even the military wouldn't draft that asthmatic candy-[ahem]. So, no, he was never drafted. Drafty, many times.

Jan 31, 2020 - 1:16AM
Alomar_Collector

#49 in your list reminded me of an AUTO I once pulled from one of those $5 dollar Walgreens 100-card packs of random cards that guarantees a "hit" (an AUTO) in 1 out of every 4 packs. I pulled a bumb who was a former prospect of the Angels named Chevy Clarke. His Auto looks sort of like an inverted bow and arrow. The Auto I pulled was this one from 2010 Donruss Elite Extra Edition, what a bumb: https://www.ebay.com/itm/2010-Donruss-Elite-2-Card-Chevez-Chevy-Clarke-Auto-Autograph-Lot/143231950253?hash=item21594a1dad:g:l84AAOSwN3lcxeiB:sc:USPSFirstClass!72205!US!-1

 

 

Feb 26, 2021 - 6:43PM
CollectingAfterDeath

Your style of humor in this list makes me laugh.  You got jokes, Gambler!

Feb 26, 2021 - 9:07PM
DarkSide830

" Not an autograph, but I am too stupid to figure out how to remove cards from lists " lmao

Apr 4, 2021 - 9:39PM
Alomar_Collector


Edited on: Apr 4, 2021 - 9:43PM

Oct 26, 2021 - 9:57PM
jdogg1228

I bet buying those crappy 100 card cheap boxes from BigLots or Walgreens really helped with adding to this list!

Oct 28, 2021 - 9:11PM
jdogg1228

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Edited on: Nov 16, 2022 - 5:58PM

Nov 19, 2021 - 9:51AM
mkb

This is a good list

The commentary absolutely makes it great

Jan 9, 2022 - 9:35AM
Burefreak

Gotta get back to some trading today, but reading through the first 10 was a riot.  Will have to come back and read through the rest...too much fun!

Nov 16, 2022 - 3:15AM
Mike67

Some of these got a chuckle out of me.. 

Orlando Cabrera was an Undrafted Free Agent in 1993.. 

I would have loved to get that Vidro.. 

Instead I get some random guy who never made it anywhere in Seattle or Laz Diaz... lol 



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