1973 O-Pee-Chee You'll Die Laughing

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1973 O-Pee-Chee You'll Die Laughing

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													1													Would somebody tell me a scary story?
													2													Please... Not on our first date!
													3													The laundry man is here for the sheets, Dear!
													4													I think my deodorant failed!
													5													That's the most ridiculous face I ever saw!
													6													This terrible haircut just ruins my good looks.
													7													I warn you, Frankie, smoking will stunt your growth.
													8													And we'll put the new chair in that corner!
													9													Lullaby and Good Night!
													10													O.K. O.K. You pitch and I'll play right field.
													11													My boy, I don't think you're cut out for Medical School!
													12													I take it you didn't like the meal, Sir!
													13													If it comes with two pair of pants, I'll take it.
													14													All right... Bring back the lighter for a refund!
													15													And your secretary told me you weren't in!
													16													If you don't like this carpet I'll show you something in red.
													17													Watch out for that mole on the back of my neck!
													18													And Papa Bear said "Somebody ate my porridge, too!"
													19													No sleeping in a public park, Lady!
													20													I see a tall, dark stranger in your future!
													21													Could you direct me to the Olympic Stadium, Sir?
													22													But I used a mouthwash this morning!
													23													Maybe it was a mistake to keep you after school!
													24													Oh Darling, you've cut yourself shaving again!
													25													One - Two - Cha-Cha-Cha!
													26													You're not going to that Women's Lib meeting and that's final!
													27													Okay, okay, you can have the car tonight!
													28													I wish she'd stop falling asleep in front of the T.V.!
													29													Pssst! Wanna buy a good watch?
													30													Gee Kid, you weigh a ton!
													31													What do you mean my mother has a mustache?
													32													I guess it's time to give up those reducing pills!
													33													My girdle is killing me!
													34													Who took my Right Guard?
													35													I wonder if she noticed my dandruff?
													36													Wait till they find out I'm the new baby sitter!
													37													Who says I'm too young to shave?
													38													One more acupuncture treatment and you'll be a new man!
													39													Who fooled around with my butane lighter?
													40													Watch it Lady! I'm the store detective!
													41													O Solo Mio
													42													Look Dad, no cavities!
													43													Ho hum ... must have overslept!
													44													Can you spare $50 for a face-lift?
													45													Ring around the collar! Ring around the collar!
													46													Yoo-hoo ... Ice Cream Man!
													47													I'm sure my ball rolled under this car!
													48													Boy, they've sure got some ugly girls in this neighborhood!
													49													Will someone turn the thermostat down?
													50													My sinuses have been acting up again!
													51													If you want anything, just scream!
													52													Come on in! The water's fine!
													53													I can't understand why girls don't like me!
													54													What do you mean I'm not your type, Susan?
													55													O.K. Buddy, let's see your driver's license!
													56													How's the skin treatment going, darling?
													57													The doctor says it's poison ivy!
													58													Last one in the water is a rotten egg!
													59													Chocolates just ruin my complexion!
													60													My nose is itchy!
													61													Wait till I get my hands on that travel agent!
													62													Wake up Miss, we've rented your room!