Oh wow, I can't stop laughing. Thanks for another great list, Chuck!

There is a Dick Advocaat in soccer.

Not sure if this one fits.

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/83894/cid/6574489/1994-95-Mundicromo-Sport-Las-Fichas-de-La-Liga-49-Gay?PageIndex=1

Triclke, Felt, and Pole had me laughing pretty hard. Very funny all of them.

Manny

Wow. I'm a bit speechless. Excellent work, as always. 

v3

OMG ........... here is the scary but funny part. This morning at coffee row there is a little morning rag that comes out with the headlines, obits, weather, etc. One of the Obits was for a Guy Grewcock (not sure on the first name) anyhoo we sadly made a short chuckle about his last name and how he managed to survive school. So now tonight  I look at the list for the very first time and low and behold ............. a grewcock!!!! That is one CRAZY list C2C ......... amazing work.

Actually made me LOL! Chubby and Rusty always get me.

Argelico Fucks. Is that really his name? What kind of family has the f word as their last name? And apparently his last name has been deemed quote "one of the all time greats" unquote.

Trivia: Pete LaCock is the son of long time (1966-81) Hollywood Squares host Peter Marshall (Ralph Pierre LaCock).

"Guy Love Titman."

And now I can't get that bromance song from Scrubs, sung by Turk & JD, out of my head...

My favorites from page 1 of your list: ... Denny Bonebrake (and he's a racecar driver, where broken bones are always possible, and of course it's spelled "brake" rather than "break" since he is driving a car! Hahaha) .... Charles Assmann ... and Harry Butt! Hahaha 

Love the list. I have to remember that you have a list like this when I come across some of them. One that does come to mind is Tootie Robbins. I always chuckle at this player's name everytime I come across in my collection. A "G" version of Sharts, but still funny. 

https://www.tradingcarddb.com/ViewCard.cfm/sid/3313/cid/861375/1992-Upper-Deck-594b-Tootie-Robbins

One from the CFL: https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/138959/Rick-Shaw

https://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/58355/Fido-Purpur

http://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/48695/Rougned-Odor  ...d'oh! (rue Ned odor)

http://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/107288/Logan-Ice  right mask, but the pads are too skinny

http://www.tcdb.com/Person.cfm/pid/9089/John-Bunting  never would have made it in the steroid era anyway

Johnny Dickshot? And I'm pretty sure his nickname was the ugliest man in baseball.

This list is really funny.