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Congrats again to CAD (CollectingAfterDeath) for the entry of "Just say no to crack" for last weeks caption contest. This weeks is a little bit different to say the least. Have at it.

No, no, it was a mosquito. Honestly, it was a mosquito.

And I dub thee...oh crap...sorry!!

No, no. Aim for the PUCK on slapshots!

After the hit Elmer "Taught he saw a puddy cat"

I'd rather be hit by a football helmet!

Announcer: What is high sticking?'

Denis Lemieux: High Sticking happen' when the guy take the stick and he go like that, you know you don't do that.

Announcer: You don't do that.

Denis Lemieux: Oh no never never.

Announcer: Why not?

Denis Lemieux: Against the rules you know you know you're stupid when you do that just some English pig with no brains...

Announcer: What is slashing?

Denis Lemieux: Slashing is like that!

Announcer: And 'em, there's a penalyt for that?

Start video at 1:02 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XbL7lG0Su8

The whistle was blown the referee called high sticking. But the other ref said, "It does not count because the guy was on his knee." Soon after a fight broke out and the players had to separate the two referees. There where only minor injuries.   

 I was going to go with, Tag you're it!

But, came up with something we all like to see. 

I went to a hockey game... and a curling match broke out!