Two lady doctors were playing golf one day. They teed-off on the 7th hole, which was a par 3, with a blind green, on the other side of a rise in the fairway. The 2nd doctor drills her shot, which is a worm burner (low line drive) that just clears the rise in the fairway. Suddenly the doctor hears a blood curddling scream from up by the green. They go racing over the hill, to find one golfer curled up in the fetal position on the ground, with both hands cupped in his groin. The other 3 from the foursome, were standing around trying to figure out what just happened. When the lady doctor arrived she told the injured golfer, she was a doctor and to relax. She proceeded to put her hand down his pants, and massage his testicles for a few minutes. When she finished, she asked the injured golfer how that felt. He told her fantastic, but his thumb was still killing him.