Gosh dernet, I'm 22 -- you need to age-restrict this here post -- people liken me shouldn't have access to this here post. Now listen here sonny, Ima teach you today...
Back in my day, about two dogone years ago, I was just cracken' a cold one (a soda) with the boys doing this whole here Twitch thing them darn kids 'er talkin bout nowadays. Then suddenly, nothin I was doing made any sense no more. What was this dogone contraption I was holding in my hand? Why were there so many buttons? I 'mmediately told 'em, I said "boys, its about time y'all learned to be men and stop screwin' wit all this beep-boopin' stuff and to go get them a real damn job."
Now to continue my here story, I figure that I was still alikin' that whole card collecting thing. But somin' changed. Any time I saw any of that there sparkly nonsense, I would suddenly receive the urge to talk some sense into the nearest person and tell 'em about the glory days of this here hobby from back when I was just a youngin' (2010). Worse, if I done gone and seen those blasted serial numbers, I'd be afixin' to set the whole shop alit.
But that ain't even the worst of it -- nowadays when I receive my pertty, no shiny/sparkly/limited run shiiiiieeet 1990 Fleer cards in an online here trade, and them cards have damaged corners
I would actually be quite disappointed, as I always have been if the other person did not disclose that their cards had some damage that made them worse than NM condition. It's common courtesy to communicate if your cards have damage, please do so or you are liable to be complained to.
*Cough courph*
So, as I wasa sayin', my youngin' the moral of this here story is
1) The very moment you aturnin' 20, you ahatin' everythin' these darn kids doin nowadays
2) I reckon eryone over the age of 20 hates everything made after 1995
3) If it ain't feelin' like cardboard, it ain't to be stored
3) Sammy Baugh is'n the best goshdern quarterback of all time
4) Cap Anson is'n the best goshern ballplayer of all time
5) GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!
#COMMONCARDSMATTER
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