Humorous Names

by vrooomed - 17 cards (Last updated on Mar. 12, 2018)

1. 1950 Bowman #130 Tom Wham

Wake me up before you go-go....

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2. 2008 Grandstand Bristol White Sox #25 Joucer Martinez

Not sure any ball player these days would want that first name - Juicer!

3. 1992 Conlon Collection TSN #406 Pid Purdy

A name like Purdy - sorry, I find it funny.

4. 2013 Grandstand Princeton Rays #NNO Stone Speer

A stone spear? Sounds like he came from a land from a long, long time ago. Like, the Stone Age.

5. 2015 Sioux Falls Canaries #NNO Brett Balkan

Glad Balkin ins't pitching.

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6. 2016 Choice Rome Braves #10 Dalton Geekie

Geekie - need I say more?

8. 1969 Topps #174 Steve Stonebreaker

A football player named Stonebreaker. Do YOU what to line up across from him? I sure don't want my stones broken.

9. 2010 Topps #36 Tobi Stoner

He probably listens to the Grateful Dead.

10. 1991 BBM #284 Tsuyoshi Yoda

The force....



Dec. 21, 2017 - 2:24PM

A few years ago I got a card specifically for the player's name Chip Glass

Dec. 21, 2017 - 7:38PM

You could always check out the earliest cards of wrestler Bill DeMott!

Dec. 21, 2017 - 7:45PM

Pun-tastic, David!

Jan. 11, 2018 - 12:54PM

I just put Boogers on my want list.  Never thought I would say that.

Jan. 12, 2018 - 8:27AM
Jan. 13, 2018 - 2:52PM

Card 52, 1960 Topps Baseball. A recent discovery. 

Jan. 15, 2018 - 11:35AM

Soccer has a Razvan Rat

Mar. 12, 2018 - 2:21PM

Of course, there's Fair Hooker (WR for the Browns in the early 70's) and one of my all-time favorite sports headlines was "Satan Scores a Hat Trick"


Mar. 12, 2018 - 4:26PM

Nice list, in the 90's/early 2000's maybe even still today there was a local DJ who used Jay Walker as his name, I don't think it was his real name.

There once was a Cardinals player named Rich Hacker, I had to share that on Facebook a few years ago after that whole fiasco with the Astros.  I also always got a kick out of hearing the names of Coco Crisp and Milton Bradley.

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